About The Site

The 34th Dimension is a geek culture and satire website, owned and updated by a 20-something-year-old guy who wasted two years of his life for a diploma in New Media Production and Design—if it doesn't sound like a real course, it's because it isn't—and currently holds a bachelor's degree in being awesome.

This site is all about things that are awesome, like video games, movies and Saturday morning cartoons. There is only one opinion here: mine. If you don't like it, it's probably because you ate paint chips as a child. But, hey, I'm not here to judge what qualifies as a tasty and nutritious snack.

In theory, I try to update the site once per week, but it really comes down to whenever I feel like it or have something worth posting. You should still visit and keep hitting refresh, like, every six seconds anyway. I know the Blogger guys won't mind. They love it when you waste their bandwidth.

This site gets literally a gazillion hits per day. Exactly that much. No more and no less. If ever there were a gazillion-and-first visitor he would burst into flame, or maybe his Internet connection would just drop out. I don't know. I'm not some sort of scientist or magician.

The point is that this site is awesome and everybody loves it. So tell your friends about it. If they're reluctant to visit, strap them down and beat them. Nothing says "friendship" like hitting.
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