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The Sixth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon: Free Streaming Edition

Put on your favourite The Cure album and set the razor blades beside the bath tub because Valentine's Day is here again!

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Live Watch: Night Swim (2024)

I'm trying something new. Rather than writing a review, I'll be live-blogging my impressions as I watch Night Swim, which I know absolutely nothing about.

Spoilers, obviously.

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Things of the Year, 2024

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I just finished reading my first novel in about ten years. "Men in Black: The Green Saliva Blues" by Dean Wesley Smith. It took the MIB to finally undo what five years as an English major ruined in my brain.

Posted by MG on April 02, 2025

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Daredevil: Born Again is lazy garbage

I knew that the new Daredevil series was going to set up Wilson Fisk as a Donald Trump analogue, because that's what lazy writers did the last time the idiotic masses of America voted for their esteemed, pants-shitting, pussy-necked, diarrhoea-drizzler in chief. But Daredevil doing it is particularly bad. Comparing Trump to Fisk gives the real life diaper-filler too much credit. Fisk is an introspective, calculating, criminal mastermind. Trump is a greedy, overweight moron who can't even control his own asshole, but that describes most Americans so they really did elect a man who represents them.

Americans truly are the dumbest gaggle of retards on this short bus of a planet.